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Elsa, One Way To Avoid Date Rape Is

 

Elsa, one way to avoid date rape is
to fake-drink alcohol and wear a
corset at all times. You’d think with boobs squished
and high it’d be more tempting. I guess the
men were less dexterous then. You know all
this. Your first suitor smashed clocks with his
walking cane. Your second had eight small dogs.
Back then, everyone was so religious.
It wasn’t offensive to request a
new confessor on your deathbed. Elsa,
I keep mistaking rhinos for hippos.
That time at Marly you swallowed so much
mist you became mist. The sounds of people
upstairs remind us of being people.




Angela Veronica Wong